“Is it better to start all over?”
I asked in despair in a Discord group.
I was losing followers fast.
That was not strange.
Because a few weeks before, I cried for help,
I was still tweeting GM Every day.
For my crypto peeps in the house.
You know what I mean.
GM is short for a good morning.
You would expect more creativity from crypto folks.
But no…
They love to talk shit like me.
I guess that’s why X feels like home.
But talking shit can only take you so far.
When you like to build a real personal brand.
Not one with a melting monkey face and a Russian hat
that I purchased for $50K as my profile pic.
But in the real world, you’ll run into multiple walls.
Especially when you try to grow your audience.
So I was crying in the corner and about to give up.
Then Elon walked into the Twitter HQ with a sink in his hands.
To this day, I still have no clue what he wanted to say with that act.
So please enlighten me with a reply if you know what it means.
When Elon touches something, it turns into gold.
You might believe that this guy is an alien humanoid sent to us.
By controlling forces that live on the moon.
But…
You have to admit the guy has a talent for business.
When Elon was in the building, it was time for me to go all in.
I followed every growth guru on X.
Most of them faded away like clouds in the sky.
They had tricks to fool the algo.
That’s what X groupies call the matrix-like program that controls your future.
A handful of creators survived the Mr. Anderson-like massacre.
You can tell I’m a fan of the Matrix trilogy.
What was the secret of a few successful creators on X?
Like every sheep, I’ve tried to copy what they did.
Guess what?
I failed…
After 8 months of experiments, trial and error and determination.
I cracked the code.
It worked for me.
And I promise it will work for you.
Are you ready for my mind-blowing X audience growth accelerator system?
Here it comes.
Brace yourself.
Are you sure you sit down?
Because this is my discovery:
Be yourself.
That’s it…
I feel your disappointment.
But there is more to it.
Before I share my system, I like to drill the concept of being yourself in your thick skull.
You see.
Your whole life, you were trying to be somebody else.
You need to raise your hand when you want to ask a question.
You must do well in school; otherwise, you’re a failure.
I know how it feels.
I’ve been in the system for years.
And when you escape school, you’re upgraded to another prison.
It’s called a job.
In your spare time, you plan your escape.
Being an entrepreneur is your dream.
So you explore the vast world of X.
You use templates.
You use frameworks.
You used to copy in the hope your audience will grow.
But the result? 0
It’s time for a change.
And this will be your weapon.